| | Did you know that there's a Kiss Coffeehouse in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. They even have a work application up. Here's the one I filled out.
Name
Chet Rockman
Cell Phone
Okay, so here's the thing with that. Those fuckers wanted me to pay $50 a month - plus 10 cents per text message. SO not rock. So I don't have a cell phone currently I guess is what I'm trying to say.
Home Phone
526-526-7625. If my mom answers, say you want to talk to me, Chet Rockman and tell that old lady to fuck off.
E-Mail
rockmanrawks@yahoo.com
I Rock Because ...
I don't listen to the man, I don't listen to whitey, the rules, the principal or anybody who tries to keep me down. Not my boss, not anybody. I'll show up to work when I want to alright? Cause sometimes I'm just too busy ROCKING to punch your fascist time clock, man. I wanna ROCK, not wash DISHES. Um...I mean at my last job about all that stuff.
Favorite Song
"Don't Stop Believin'" cause I don't.
When I'm on stage, I ...
Wonder why I am on a stage and how I got here, as I am not in a band and am not, to the best of my knowledge, starring in a community theater production of Godspell, which is what I'm pretty sure is going on around me. But here I am. Evidently in the middle of a community theater production of Godspell, singing "Turn Back O' Man."
If I were in KISS, I'd be the
...Catman
Why?
Because I love kitties! I think they're purrrrrrrrrrfect. (Get it? Because cats purr. Also, it's a play on the word "perfect," except I substituted "purrrrrrrr" for "purr" because I was talking about cats. CATS ROOOOOOCK!)
Days/Times I Wanna Work
Well, nights don't really work for me because that's when I rock and roll (usually, all night). And days are out as well, because I party everyday. So dusk and twilight are good.
# Hours Desired
35-40
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